2004-11-15 [Monoxide Child]: *is very happy* =D

2004-11-15 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: yea....*smiles* I come here and all I can do is smile...*dazes and smiles and drifts and* w wh wha what?? What happened? Where am I?

2004-11-15 [Monoxide Child]: ^_^ Your in Happy Land!

2004-11-15 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: ohhhh...*smiles* I want to look just like her....hmmm....wonder how much that would cost?

2004-11-15 [Monoxide Child]: *snickers* I'm sure it would cost a pretty penny

2004-11-15 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: well, I have 10 dollars....lmao! I need to start a fund...care to donate?

2004-11-15 [Monoxide Child]: =) I'd love to help a friend in need. ermm...got a drop box...somewher?

2004-11-15 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: aye...there is a mason jar on the bar...it has a picture of a one legged dog, with some pathetic story of how this mutt was injured during a drive by...just leave your pennies in there....no one NEEDS to know the real reason.

2004-11-15 [Monoxide Child]: XP all righty. *digs deep in pockets...pulls out some old gum..a paper clip collection...and 3 nickels, a dime, and 6 pennies* always willing to help a sister. *pours it out in mason jar*

2004-11-15 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: lol...*wobbles over on my one good leg....draging my bad leg behind me, and trying to look at ya through my one good lazy eye..(the other lazy eye is shot) and flashes ya my glamourus black teeth and wrings the grease out of my hair before hugging ya big time....* Thank's brother..I'm on my way to fancy looking.....

2004-11-15 [Monoxide Child]: *smiles big, showing my not so rotted, but rather grittish yellow teeth. Hugs you and pats your back, causing dust to fly...coughs, hacking up spit and whatnot..* Lets hope this gets you far, sis. *runs hands through my hair..and a patch comes out* erm...whoops

2004-11-15 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: lmao.....well, I be damned! *takes your hair and glues it back on.* Now...if ya don't wash, that glue will hold it there. Damn! Your teeth are looking good these days...what cha been doin' to 'em? *fans the dust that came off me so we both can breathe easier* Damn. I guess it's time to hang my stuff out and beat it and let it air out. I think I'll do that in the mornin' This here's my best duds, and I have the meetin' with the plastic doctor Tuesday.

2004-11-15 [Monoxide Child]: hehehe, me's been takin it easy on the non-filters for a while...I miss the black a bit. *gently pats spot that was glued back on* Why thank ya, your a gem. I agree, you look so snazzy and stylish with them getups you be wearin now.

2004-11-15 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: lmao!! Oh this hurts! *gets up really close to your face, prying your mouth open Wow whee....them filters really do work don't they. Ima wishin' I learned that when I still had my good teeth. *scratches crotch* Isa wonderin' too if that doctor can write me one of those subscriptions, so I's can get rid of this lice stuff?

2004-11-15 [Monoxide Child]: XD *nods while snickering* *goes over teeth with tongue* mmm, yeap, workin they magic. ah no you don't gotta worry bout that, your teeth is beautyfull. *inspects your crotch a bit* ahem...ahh, little buggers, look just like the styuff they gots at Red Lobsterer, cept smaller. Ya think we could cook 'em up for some good eatin?

2004-11-15 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: lmao! *picks one off* (this is not easy...I feel like I really need to go get a shower now...) *picks one off and looks at it up close* Theys shaw is tiny....but Ima reckon they make for sum good grub, lord knows I have enough of 'em to feed the whole damn south....anyhows...run on back to the kitchen and grab me that broiler....well serve 'em up for happy 'our...I bets we make enough money on these babies to gets my surgery faster than I can fart!

2004-11-15 [Monoxide Child]: roflmao!! yeap, I'sa bet they makes some delicious crab stewseses. Sure hopes them sutherns is haungray. Shore thing, pa! aherm, I mean..sis. *slides into the kitchen wearing my 32 cent pair of wool socks...trips over stuffed woodchuck, landing in utensil cupboard...sticks hand out holding ma's old broiler* Gots won! *skids back to where your standing* Here's ta that fancy operaration!

2004-11-15 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: mmmm mmm guuuuuud dis heres gonna be some guuuuud stew...we can cook 'em up in that Mad Dog 20/20 *starts pickin' off annoying little critters* OOOOO and now maybe we can get that push mower paid off too.....

2004-11-15 [Monoxide Child]: *smells the cookin* Ooooo Oooo, thats mighty fine. Smells so delicious, I can just taste 'em already. *says excitedly* yeah, yeah! and pa can gets back to workin on this here field. I loves the smell of that fresh cyut grass. And maybe I could get one of them fancy new eyeballs to replace this old rusty one *points to right eye, and tries to move it around..squeaky*

2004-11-15 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: *gets up really really close to see...(has that one bad lazy eye and that other lazy blind eye...lol) anyway..*gets up reeeeeeally close and looks* yep.....ya could get it looked at.....*grabs the can of WD40 from under the sink* Here...spray this on it and see if it don't stop that thar squeekin' mmmmm....I'ma thankin' if this here turns out good fer us, I might not git rid of 'em....hell, we can live high off the hog and become like them hillbilly's on the tv set. I'll get used to the itchin'

2004-11-15 [Monoxide Child]: a hyuck hyuck, yeap..yeap. *sprays a little over left eye* aww shucks, I sprayed the wrong eye. Now I'ma probly go blind in thayat one. *sprays right eye..then maneuvers eyeball around in socket* hmmm..no squeakiness...sis, youra jenuis!  well yeah, nots a bad idear..I always admireded them billy's from the hill..they's is smart folk.

2004-11-15 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: hell yea I'm a jenus..I went all the ways to the 5th grade!!! And gots a certificate tellin' me I need to go on to the middle skool but....I went and got knocked up *BURPS*

2004-11-15 [Monoxide Child]: hawow! I didn't even get ta 3rd....you's is smart...too smart for my own good, a hyuck hyuck...so who's the daddy-o of this ankle-biter you's is makin in yer belly?

2004-11-15 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: ya know that boy over'n the hollor??? Virgil? that's the daddy....*scratches more & bites nails*

2004-11-15 [Monoxide Child]: oooh, yeah Virgil, yeap, I know him. He's the one who snatched me eye and tossed it in the ol' well down at Sally Britcheses' house. Had to have Rufus hold me by the ankles and some rope to get down therr

2004-11-15 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: yea.....damn chicken ass...why I went and let him knock me up..?? oh yea! dat's right, he snatched me up and threw me in the back of his 4x4 that night and he "Just went devil on us all"

2004-11-16 [Monoxide Child]: >_< yeah, I hears ya! He tried to burn down the house..and I was sleepin in the basement where the fire started...it was crazy..and hurtedful too.

2004-11-16 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: *pats you on your back all gentle like cause you were burned and your skin is still all tender* Well, here....I gots just the thing that'll make you feel all better...*Pours some Agatha Crispies in a dog bowl and hands it to ya..." Ima hopin' I don't loose this here baby..*pats my belly* Ima runnin' out of them big ol' pickle jars.

2004-11-16 [Monoxide Child]: why thanks! *takes big spoon and slurps them up little by little* yeap..and formaldehide too. (then again, that stuff can always be replaced with pickle juice)